Lumina Wand

Posted by Robin

reviewed by Lena

Name of Product: Lumina Wand
Product Description: Hard, clear pink acrylic dildo: 6.5″x1.25″
Price (approximate): $28.00
Where purchased: Here!

Overall recommendation: smooch!smooch!smooch!smooch!

Lena adds the Lumina Wand to the Pocket Rocket to combine clitoral with intense G-spot stimulation.  The Lumina Wand has a stylish shape that curves for easy G-spotting. Shatterproof and silky smooth, the Lumina’s acrylic warms quickly to the touch. Two knobs at the base make a firm, easy-to-grip handle, or a nice altenate shape to fuck yourself with. Only 1 1/4″ at the widest point, it is not intimidating — just right for those who prefer a moderate toy. Lena certainly likes it. Watch the results!


August 20, 2006. Lena, Dildos. No Comments.

Pocket Rocket Redux

Posted by Robin

reviewed by Lena

lena-PR.jpgName of Product: Pocket Rocket
Product Description: 4″ long [lipstick-case sized] vibe
Price (approximate): $28.00
Where purchased: Here!

Overall recommendation: smooch!smooch!smooch!smooch!

Lovely Lena returns to review the Pocket Rocket: the small, ever-popular, powerful and discreet little vibe. How well does it work? Well, Lena will be writing her own review here soon, but watch the video — 3 minutes until first orgasm! By the way, if you want to see exactly what a woman’s pussy looks like having multple orgasms, this is the video for you!

The Pocket Rocket is our featured item over at our toy store. You are invited to check it out!

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August 13, 2006. Lena, Vibes. No Comments.

Hitachi Magic Wand - a new perspective

Posted by Robin

Allow me to introduce you to Chelsea Girl, the the best writer you have never read — and, unless you are in a very select class, the best writer you are ever likely to read. Really. This women can make you wet, make you laugh, make you cry, both filet your heart and heal it, sometimes all at once.

But today, she turns attention to our beloved Hitachi Magic Wand. Hers is a rather different sort of review, but a review it is, and very much worth reading. Of course, everything we’ve read of hers is worth reading… but not in one go. Take her slowly. Writing this rich deserves to be savored.

August 12, 2006. Vibes. 2 Comments.

Acrylic Dildo

Posted by Robin

reviewed by Carmen

carmen2.jpgName of Product: Acrylic Dildo
Product Description: Clear knobbed dildo; part of a set
Price (approximate): [check site]
Where purchased: JT’s Stock Room

Overall recommendation: smooch!smooch!smooch!smooch!

Our second review by Carmen, a sweet natural lady with a very strong sex drive! Carmen tends to prefer hard and ridged dildos to vibes: she likes strong G-spot stimulation and likes an almost rough fucking. The carved Celtic dildo was pretty good for that but didn’t have enough texture for her tastes; this dildo was better. The knobs gave a nice graduated stimulation while massaging her G-spot and the length allowed her to “go deep!” which is another thing she likes. Easy to clean and gare for too, but keep it in the nice cloth bag it came with to prevent marring the acrylic.   (more…)

August 11, 2006. Dildos, Carmen. No Comments.


Posted by Robin

reviewed by Penny

Name of Product: Eroscillator
Product Description: Multi-speed vibe with multiple heads; plugs into the wall, no battery back-up.
Price (approximate): $127.95 (basic package)
Where purchased:

Overall recommendation: smooch!smooch!smooch!smooch!smooch!

Whenever I’m playing and someone busts out the Eroscillator, I can’t help but smile. The hard plastic vibrator looks like what it is: a golden version of the electric toothbrush so many of us learned to masturbate on. In my opinion (and the opinions of most other women I’ve talked to) this toy is second only to the Hitachi Magic Wand — in some ways better.

The small head, which comes with two different attachments (you can buy more, but the two that it comes with are sufficient), allows you to really focus on that special area. In addition, the large, non-vibrating handle gives you an easy grip, but it can be a little cumbersome during penetrative intercourse. This toy is probably best saved for orgasm fests and masturbation-athons.

Speaking of proper use, while the toy can be inserted, I personally don’t find the resulting sensation to be a big deal. The website,, recommends the toy’s internal use, but all you have to do is look at the device to see that it’s purpose in life is to be nestled against your clit. So although I doubt most women have a G-spot low enough to be sufficiently stimulated by the tiny head, insertion is still an interesting experience and worth a try.

If you look at the site, you’ll see that the manufacturers go the distance to prove that their product can hold its own in the bedroom–which is why I was so surprised to find out that Babeland doesn’t carry the Eroscillator due to “quality reasons”. They offer the Synergy instead. While the Synergy is unfavorably compared to the Eroscillator on the Eroscillator website, it’s definitely next on my “To Try” list. The feud must be settled by any means necessary!

August 1, 2006. Penny, Vibes. No Comments.

Celtic Dildo

Posted by Robin

reviewed by Carmen

carmen1.jpg Name of Product: Celtic Dildo
Product Description: Carved synthetic ivory Celtic Dildo
Price (approximate): $30.00 [when I got it]
Where purchased: Blowfish 

Overall recommendation: smooch!smooch!smooch!

Carmen is a sweet natural lady with a very strong sex drive! When she came across Girl Tools she wrote us and asked if she could test some toys for us. She likes hard and ridged toys, so we gave her this carved Celtic dildo to try out. (more…)

July 29, 2006. Dildos, Carmen. 1 Comment.

Waterproof Swirl Vibe

Posted by Robin

reviewed by Friday

Name of Product: Waterproof Swirl Vibe
Product Description: Waterproof plastic ridged vibe
Price (approximate): $30.00 [when I got it]
Where purchased: Good Vibes

Overall recommendation: smooch!smooch!smooch!smooch!

This vibe is a favorite of mine because it produces a nice strong vibration and is waterproof which makes it especially easy to clean. I really like the way the ridges feel and it’s good for stimulating your G-spot too! (more…)

July 23, 2006. Vibes, Dildos, Friday. No Comments.


Posted by Robin

Did you know the our very own San Francisco Center for Sex and Culture, sponsors  Masturbate-a-thons all over the United States? Well they do, and now they are taking their show to Merry Old England! London to be exact, and what’s more … it’s going to be televized! That’s right! On Channel 4, we hear, for you lucky Brits. I wonder if we can get some happy reader to tape it and send us a copy…

You can read more about this seminal event here. :- )

hat tip to: Babeland (the awesome sex toy store formerly known as Toys in Babeland)

July 20, 2006. Annoucements. No Comments.

Lipstick Vibrator

Posted by Robin

reviewed by Penny

Rabbit vibeName of Product: Lipstick Vibrator
Product Description: The name is self-explanatory, but it’s a vibrator that looks like a tube of lipstick.
Price (approximate): $20.00-$27.00. (Found on sale for $15!)
Where purchased: Here!

Overall recommendation: smooch!smooch!smooch!smooch!

I’d been wanting one of these purely because they were so cute, but it’s become my favorite toy — after the Hitachi and Eroscillator, of course. While it isn’t my first choice to use during masturbation marathons, I love it as a sex aid. Because it’s cordless, I can grab it and put it straight to use without crawling around on the floor searching for an outlet, my lifted ass sending a false invitation for anal. In addition, because it’s so small, I can just place it against my clit and it doesn’t get in the way during missionary penetration, 69ing, etc. (more…)

July 17, 2006. Penny, Vibes. No Comments.

Sean Michaels Dildo

Posted by Robin

Reader Review

We love it when readers send in reviews of their own toys! Realistic dildos are not to everyone’s taste (we prefer the more sculpteral functional varieties ourselves), but they do have their place, especially in the mind of this reader, and well…  ah… other places!

Name of Product: Sean Michaels Dildo
Product Description: A very very big “realistic” rubber dildo, ostensibly modeled after porn star Sean Michaels’ penis. 9″ long, 1-1/4″ diameter
Price (approximate): $60
Where purchased: Good Vibrations

Overall recommendation:smooch!smooch!smooch!

L writes: “I got this dildo for its size. I like to be stuffed. And it doesn’t seem to “sweat” like the cheaper rubber/vinyl dildos, which is nice. It has a suction cup on the base, which can come in handy. It’s way too big to fit in a harness. Although Good Vibes recommends you use condoms over porous rubber toys, getting a condom over this monster can be a challenge. (more…)

July 14, 2006. Dildos, Readers. 1 Comment.

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